Man refuses to leave holiday mindset
A pledge by a Telford man to foster the relaxed, chilled atmosphere from his recent holiday to Gran Canaria continues to go well, it was revealed today. The idea first occurred to Steve Vickers while...
View ArticleBritain braces itself for post-Brexit wave of scrounging ex-pats
Fears are growing that Britain may be swamped by a ‘grey wave’ of elderly migrants returning once European healthcare accords are abolished when Britain leaves the EU. About 75% of Britons settled in...
View ArticleCatalonia demands £350m for NHS
Amid violent protests, Catalans have appealed for their independence from an evil, centralized European bureaucracy and an end to straight bananas. Holding banners depicting Nigel Farage in a Barcelona...
View ArticleSpanish baffled as to why Catalans don’t like them
The Spanish government today said it couldn’t understand why Catalonia was even thinking about declaring independence. ‘We tell them they’re not allowed to hold an opinion poll, and when they do it...
View ArticleMatalan declares independence from Westfield shopping mall
The retail giant Matalan today shocked the world by declaring independence from Westfield, the shopping mall in which it is located. Store manager Charlie Puigdemont cited the age old grievance that,...
View ArticleOh this year I’m not off to sunny Spain!
All the Tory ladies they did swoon for Boris His smile infectious back in those Brexit days and yet you knew each time he meets a lovely filly His rampant willy would try to get its way But even Bojo...
View ArticleViking longships, French Men O’War and Spanish galleons seen off Kent
The EU are escalating their sabre-rattling foreign policy as they seek to distract attention from their woefully inept Covid vaccination strategy. Not satisfied with invading continental-based...
View ArticleSpain cancels annual balcony jumping championship
One of the worlds most popular Spanish speaking countries, Spain, has been forced to cancel one of its most lucrative and popular sporting events, due to covid reasons. ‘We need the imbecilic English...
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